Wednesday, March 12, 2014

10 radical ideas for the betterment of American society





  1. Become the isolationists we once were.  When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, America had very limited military capabilities, with an isolationist policy.    FDR refused to get involved in Europe’s conflict, and would not have, if Pearl Harbor hadn’t been attacked.   However, in the decades that followed,  Americans have established bases in Germany, the Philippines, South Korea, and Japan, and are now even helping bolster Australia’s defenses against possible Chinese encroachment.  We can no longer afford to do all this, even if such policies may serve as a deterrent to ruthless dictators. It is time that we let other countries defend themselves.  Countries, like people, become dependent on handouts and aid.  They come to think of help as a given.  Recently, a desperate Syrian woman got on television cameras, pleading in English, “Please, President Obama, help us!”  I feel sorry for her. But really, why Obama?  Why America?  Why not ask President Putin?  He’s closer!   The American President doesn’t have to rush to the aid of every victim of international events.

 

  2. Institute universal health care coverage for all people (citizens, and non-citizens alike).  There has been much controversy over so called “Obama Care,” but the real problem is that it doesn’t go nearly far enough.  No one should have to worry about whether they can afford to go to the hospital or see a doctor about a medical condition.   If anything is a “given” in today’s society, it is that we all should be have clothes, food, shelter and medical care.  There’s no excuse for anyone being denied.  If we can spend billions sending a roving laboratory to explore the planet Mars and billions more developing an extensive network of roads and bridges for the people of Afghanistan, we can surely provide medical care to all those who need it.

 

 
 
      Sunflowers, oil painting by Mikyong Rodgers





  3. Institute a dollar a gallon tax on gasoline.  This would not only be good for the environment by reducing the incentive to drive, but also reducing our dependence on foreign oil. Half of this tax could go to repairing, replacing and maintaining the country’s crumbling infrastructure, and the other half could  go to the funding of an extensive light rail system, comparable to the Interstate Highway system in the 1950s.  Such a rail system could connect major airports and rail and subway stations, commuter lots, concert venues, shopping malls, major tourist sites and universities,  further reducing our dependency cars and gasoline, and creating a cleaner environment in the process.

 

  4. Abolish the electoral college, requiring instead that presidents be elected by a simple majority.  The last time (but not the first time) we elected a president who lost the popular vote, we got George W. Bush.  Need I say more?   His policies set America back 100 years.  Al Gore won the 2000 election by a sizeable majority, but, in the most ironic way imaginable, in America, the bastion of free thought and the birthplace of the modern democratic movement, the majority most decidedly did not "rule."

 

  5.  Abolish the income tax in favor of a national sales tax.  The conservatives can get on board because it does not penalize the rich for being rich; the liberals can support it not only because exceptions for housing and medical care could ensure that the poor pay almost nothing, but also because the rich would not be able to find escape in the myriad of tax shelters that is currently available to them. It’s the fairest tax, because the more people buy, the more taxes they pay, and those with the least amount of money will still pay the fewest taxes.  And let's not forget the Queen of Mean herself, hotelier Leona Helmsley, who once infamously remarked that only "little people" pay taxes.  Such a move would also save us substantial sums from tax fraud, IRS agents, audits, and tax processors.

 

  6. With the abolition of the income tax, also goes the least logical of all tax breaks…the one for having children. It makes no sense to pay less money in taxes, when each child that is produced  actually costs the government money….in schools, roads, bridges, medical facilities, water treatment plants…the list goes on and on.  China actually has it right.   Contrary to what some believe, China does not have a “one child” policy. They just require additional funds be paid if a couple wishes have a second or third child.  It actually makes good economic sense.

 

  7. Eliminate the House of Representatives.   One of the problems that we’ve been experiencing in Congress lately is that constituents elect congressmen from districts, not state-wide offices.  This sometimes has the unfortunate effect of allowing radical extremists (from both sides) who otherwise would not be elected.   A two-house system is also extremely inefficient, and was only put in place because the founders could not agree on whether or not to have the people elect representatives based on population.  I’d suggest a compromise.  Get rid of the House, have only  the senate, but with smallest states getting 2 senators, the largest getting 4 and the others getting three. This would transform Congress from 425 members to roughly 150, all elected by state-wide ballots.






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  8. Establish mandatory service to the country.  Every citizen should be required to devote one or two years to planting trees, picking up trash, helping the poor, volunteering in hospitals and nursing homes, and, yes, if they feel led, to join a branch of the military.

 

   9. Eliminate the penny, nickel, dime, and the dollar bill and reintroduce the 50 cent piece, dollar coin, $2 and $500 bills.   Inflation is such that a dollar is what a penny was 100 years ago.  It costs more to make the penny and nickel than they are even worth.  The only logical argument I’ve ever heard for keeping them is that we would lose the sayings “a penny for your thoughts.”  or  “Here’s my two cents worth.” Forget about it.  No great loss.  Get rid of it.

 

   10.  Stop wasting precious resources on pursuing perpetrators of victimless crimes.  Stop harassing those who harmlessly engage in prostitution, gambling, smoking marijuana, sodomy, using crack cocaine, euthanasia, and pornography.   Is society really best served by incarcerating those who do nothing  to harm others?  Let’s concentrate our efforts on locking up the people who cause harm, death and destruction, and stop worrying so much about what adults do in their free time behind closed doors.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Your Music Personality




It struck me the other day that you can actually tell a lot about a person based on the type of music they listen to. 

You can even tell a great deal about those who don't listen to any music at all.  I frankly feel that they must be very sad, serious individuals who find little joy in life.  
 
What's more, I'd venture that those with an eclectic range of tastes are also less meticulous, more accepting of others who may be different, more educated and politically more liberal than those who only listen to one genre.
 
It makes a lot of sense when you think about it...that the characteristics that we use to describe music may be exactly what attracts listeners who may have very similar traits.
 
In this brief and admittedly totally unscientific list, the following is, in my humble opinion,  a brief list of personality traits that might describe the listeners of various music genres:
 
 
 Pop / Classic Rock / Adult Alternative        
politically progressive, open-minded, organized, friendly, confident
 
 
 
Grunge Rock / Acid Rock / Hip hop  
extroverted, restless, competitive, cool, aggressive, trendy
 
 
 
Jazz  / blues   
spontaneous, fiercely independent, rebellious, doesn’t like to follow the rules... the type who never reads the “how to assemble” directions in the box.  Your theme is "I Did it My Way"
 
 
 
New Age / Easy Listening   
easy-going, introverted, passive, soft-spoken; to these individuals, peace in life and surroundings is paramount.
 
 
 
Country / Bluegrass  
domestic, simple, down-to-earth, conservative, patriotic;  to these listeners, country and family are of great importance
 
 
Classic/Baroque   
educated, sophisticated, organized, reflective, cosmopolitan, methodical
 




But don't take my word for it.  This is after all, just a casual series of observations I've made over the years, based on the people I know, and some total strangers.  However, do take a look at your CD collection, or those of your friends (or whatever digital contraption passes for a collection these days),  and see if anything rings true for you. I'd love to hear from you.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Anti abortion? Not necessarily a "pro life" position



I know I am treading in heavily shark-infested waters to even mention the word "abortion."  No one knows exactly what is really in people's hearts, but it is a fair bet that at least a third of the world's population think abortion is a crime at best, an unforgivable sin at worst.  What's more, I know that many of these "pro life" advocates love to see abortionists get shot, maimed, or imprisoned (kind of an irony when you think about it).... so for the record, I am not advocating anyone getting an abortion, I have never performed an abortion, and, being a man, have never even had to consider getting one for myself.

In 1992, when Colin Powell was toying with a run for the presidency, he was one of the most popular men in America.  All he had to do is mention that he thought it was a private issue, and his popularity plummeted overnight.

It is probably fair to say that no one on either side of this issue will ever convince the other, and I wouldn't want to try.  I respect any belief that is honestly held and wouldn't want to dissuade someone from their convictions.

The problem is that the whole supposed "pro life" movement has nothing really to do with being "pro life."  Everyone is pro life.  No one advocates abortion, or is opposed to life!  What the entire issue boils down to is whether or not to execute or imprison women who have had abortions.  Period.   I personally am in favor of helping them.  I doubt many of these women are gleeful that they've had an abortion.  I am sure in most cases it is a heart-wrenching decision and is rarely taken lightly.  However, as the law stands now, they may have an abortion if they think it's in their best interest.  If they do not wish to have an abortion, no one will force them.  So what is the need for change?  -- only to decide the severity of the punishment for the those who have had one.

It is, in some respects, an ingenious marketing campaign-- PRO LIFE, as if to say that to oppose them you must, by definition,  be pro death.  This is insincere at best, and they know that.  However, if they were to be honest and call themselves the PRO CRIMINALIZATION brigade, they would lose the support of most all their contributors, who think they are only going along for a pleasant ride, advocating life and all things good and pure, while opposing death and all things evil. For some, at any rate, it is enough simply to assassinate all the doctors who perform abortions.  With no one left to perform them, perhaps the problem will just disappear!   Most people who support the "pro life" movement don't even realize that they are truly advocating death--death for abortion providers, death for the mothers who ask for the abortion.  After all, isn't that what happens to murderers?
 
I am not asking for anyone to change her mind about abortion.  All I ask is that everyone take an honest look at the so-called debate, and ask yourself, do you want to see these poor girls executed (or at least incarcerated)?  If not, then why are you supporting a pro-criminalization movement that would do just that?

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Things in the movies you never see in real life




Sure, movies are not supposed to be real.  We know that.   But that doesn't stop me from being annoyed by things that just don't ring true.  Here is a list of 15 things we see in the movies that you rarely, if ever see in real life!~


1.     Lovers kiss passionately in moments of extreme danger or excessive stress, or anything that is not remotely conducive to romantic, tender feelings.

2.    Cell phones work in every conceivable scenario EXCEPT in moments of the greatest danger.  Never mind that in Journey to the Center of the Earth, they were able to receive a phone call from 3ooo miles beneath solid granite....if you go 2 miles out of town and are being chased by a boogie man....forget about it.  No signal.  Ever.

3.     Two people get within half an inch of each other’s faces to have a conversation.

4.    A car always starts right away…except when the driver is trying to flee from a dangerous situation.

5.    A woman runs from danger in the woods…. and trips just as she is about to escape.

6.     Someone gets into a car without actually taking a set of keys out of his pocket

 
 
Water color by Mikyong Rodgers
 
 
 
7.    Someone enters a room, expecting to find a person (who is not there) and gets half way through a conversation with the imaginary person before even realizing he’s talking to no one.

8.    Explosions and engines in outer space that actually make a sound (which is impossible with no air)

9.    Mothers preface their children’s name with the possessive “my” as in “My Jimmy isn’t dead!  He’s just lost”

10.Someone pulls up to a hospital, concert hall, school, or police station and actually manages to find a parking space 10 feet from the front door!

11.  Parking is always, miraculously free!

12. People answer the phone and start talking before they have the phone up to their lips, and sometimes even get out two or three sentences with the caller before verifying who is on the other end, as in "Sarah, be careful! He knows we're on to him!  Sarah?  This IS you, isn't it?  Oh oh."

13.  Men don’t say “goodbye” when they finish a phone conversation

14. White men are the only criminals

15. A couple starts off hating each other and then ends up falling madly in love

Sunday, June 9, 2013

When Words Can Mean Anything



Original oil painting on stretched canvas
by Mikyong Rodgers

I don’t know what anyone is talking about anymore!


I hear people referring to a good friend as “bad,”  a thin girl as “phat,”  a great movie as a “bomb.”   Any time I lament the decline of the English language, however, and complain about the confusion that results from people using language incorrectly, someone will invariably chime in with the obvious clichĂ©:  “language changes!”


Well of COURSE language changes!  That’s obvious, but saying this is a little like cutting off your nose, and when asked why you did it, you respond by saying “Hey, people change!”


Not only DOES language change, it MUST change, but there is a real difference between stupid change, and smart change.  Smart change is modifying the language to help express things that could not have been expressed before, such as 'email,' 'cyberspace' and  'software.'  There were no terms for these just a few decades ago, and they had to be invented… which is a bad thing. (and by 'bad' I really mean 'good')



Stupid change, on the other hand, is using words to mean the opposite of their known meaning, or taking words that already have a meaning, but changing it to the point where no one knows what you are talking about.


Take for example, the word 'vegetarian.'  A perfectly good word (here I really do mean 'good'), meaning one who eats only plant-based food: no fish, beef, milk, eggs or cheese.  Tragically, this perfectly fine word has been misused so often that it has come to mean a non-meat eater, although since most people don’t consider fish to be meat, they can actually eat animals and still feel as if they are morally superior to those who eat poultry, pork and beef.    The ugly word 'vegan' has now come to mean what vegetarian has always meant to begin with: one who doesn’t eat animals or anything that comes from an animal.    Now, I really have no idea when someone says she’s a vegetarian because I don’t know if she is using it in its original context, the modified and incorrect modern use, or some kind of pathetic hybrid. This has not enhanced communication; it has obfuscated it.


'Decimated' is another fine word that is falling by the wayside.   From the root meaning 'ten,' the word 'decimated' means to destroy 10% of something.   If a tornado wiped out 100 houses out of 1000, you could correctly say that the neighborhood or village was decimated.  Today, however, so many people use decimated to mean 'destroyed' or 'obliterated' that I have no idea what they’re talking about now when they use the word.  Stupid change.


A few weeks ago I had a conversation in a bar with a young man on the subject of rap.  I don’t have anything against rap, and I even like some of it, I just don’t call it 'music' because it’s not.  There is no music there.  There is no tune.  They are words recited to a beat;  It is poetry, some of it very good poetry, but poetry, not music.  My young friend, however, said that rap is music because they call it music, which reminded me of the Abraham Lincoln quotation:  “If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a dog have?  5?  No….4…..  because calling a tail a leg does not it make it one.”


“Yes,” the young man insisted.  “ ‘High’ is ‘low’ and ‘low’ is ‘high’…. words can mean anything you want them to mean.”  Unfortunately, he doesn’t get it.   When words can mean “anything,” they cease to have any meaning at all.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

15 questions to ponder



 
Original oil painting on stretched canvas
by Mikyong Rodgers
 

 


If the garbage company and grocery store raised their prices, claiming the high price of gasoline forced them to do so, then why wasn’t there a corresponding drop in prices when the price of gasoline declined?


 
If cell phone companies charge you extra for going over your anytime minutes, why don’t they refund your money when you are under the limit?


Why does everyone consider 80 degrees and sunny to be the only "good" weather?


If people accept girls playing loudly, wrestling, and climbing trees, why do they scoff at little boys who play with Barbie dolls?


If ATMs are self-service, why do you have to pay more to use one than you do when you deal with actual human beings inside the bank?


If our old, worn-out jeans with holes in the knees are worth nothing, why are teenagers charged premium prices for jeans that look even worse?



If plumbers come to your house to fix a leaky faucet and fail, they have to do it again for no extra cost. Why do doctors charge you for every time you visit, even if they fail to cure you?


If people can go to jail for perjury, why don’t lawyers suffer the same fate when they lie in court to protect their clients?


If titles are supposed to be used as a means of showing respect to others, why do people introduce themselves using their own titles? Isn't it defeating the purpose?

 
If Indian names for team mascots such as Chiefs and Braves are deemed disrespectful, then why do we have teams named the Saints, The Texans and Patriots?  Aren’t we insulting God, Sam Houston and our venerable founding forefathers?  And aren’t mascot names of teams intended to revere, not demean?


 
If, in order to vote in America, you must be a citizen, and to become a citizen, you must know English, then to whom are the signs in foreign languages addressed when you go to a polling station?

 

If phone solicitors are now legally allowed to call us on our cell phones (for which we pay per minute used), then why aren’t we legally allowed to send these companies our phone bills anytime they call us?

 

Why do we still have the nickel and the penny when they both cost more to produce than what they are worth? 



What is the Queen of England still doing on the payroll of the English taxpayer?  If she were no longer on the throne, would anyone really notice?



If Kenya is considered by some to be President Obama's homeland (because his father was born there), why is it that no one considers Kansas his homeland, although that's where his mother was from?


Monday, June 3, 2013

You're Getting Warmer!


original oil painting on stretched canvas
by Mikyong Rodgers



We’re not in the ice age anymore my friends.  The evidence is overwhelming.  The ice caps and glaciers are melting, the oceans are rising, average temperatures of the air and water continue to increase, bizarre weather patterns have become the norm.


And still, there are detractors. 


Of course, that is part of what makes the world go around.  Someone is going to always disagree with what seems obvious to most.   There are those who still believe the earth is flat, that men never walked on the moon, that the pyramids were constructed by aliens from outer space, and that Sarah Palin is a good choice to run for president  in 2016.  And, of course, there are those who say that global warming is just another liberal scheme to get citizens dependent on the government .  They say that temperatures have always gone in cycles, and even if the earth is getting warmer, we had nothing to do with it, and cannot change it anyway.



Never mind the fact that 90% of all scientists affirm that global warming is a fact.  And let’s ignore for a moment a still more obvious fact, that humans can and have contributed to the phenomenon.  Still…. Are the proposed solutions really that unpalatable?  Would it cause anyone great harm if we were to comply with the very logical recommendations set forth by the scientific community? What exactly would it take to help slow the rate of global warming?.... cutting down factory emissions, creating increasingly fuel efficient cars, encouraging the use of alternative modes of transportation (including bicycles and electric vehicles), reducing the use of electricity, using alternative, cleaner forms of fuel and energy such as tidal and wind power, reducing coal emissions….and the list goes on.



The way I see it, the question of whether global warming is a fact…. doesn’t matter in the end.  The solutions that will help slow the process are good for us all and ought to be embraced.


Friday, May 31, 2013

Lawyers and other primordial parasites


original oil painting on stretched canvas
by Mikyong Rodgers



I hate lawyers!  Lawyers are the reason it’s so hard to find trampolines, pools with deep ends, high dive boards, hot coffee. They’ve paralyzed businesses, frightening them into inaction, to the point where businesses do nothing that could possibly injure even the most cautious of patrons, lest they call their blood-sucking Neanderthals in Armani suits. 


Those who bring the lawsuits to court will often claim 

“Oh, it isn’t for the money, it’s the principle of the thing.”  

"Oh really?  Great, glad to hear it, then donate any winnings to your favorite charity…but do it publicly because you know how people talk…some naysayer will probably think you just plunked down your winnings on a custom made Winnebago and a time share condo in Myrtle Beach.


You’ve all heard commercials asking “have you been injured in an accident”?    What could be more despicable than a lawyer encouraging people to become angry enough to take someone to court….and over accidental damage, at that?  Obviously no one intended to injure anyone, or damage anyone’s property.  Why make the perpetrator's life more miserable than it already is, by dragging him through a messy trial and bleeding him dry?  Oh, right, because the lawyer needs another vacation home in Martha’s Vineyard.


There are a number of things we can do:


   1. Make advertising for lawyers illegal.  It used to be.  At one time, it was thought beneath the dignity of a lawyer to beg for business.  There is something about it that faintly hints of a used car salesman, when a lawyer goes on TV and asking people to let him pursue a doctor who botched the botox on your latest plastic surgery.


2. Require the person who brings the suit to pay the entire court costs for both sides up front, getting a refund only if he wins.


3. Most importantly, make it illegal for the lawyer to take a percentage of damages. All fees must be stated and agreed to from the beginning. Without the allure of a huge settlement of which the lawyer can take a sizeable cut, lawyers will lose their incentive to encourage frivolous lawsuits.



Then, and only then, can the world resume some semblance of normalcy.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Do pregnancy, illness and bereavement entitle employees to special privileges?


Every few seconds, another baby is born.  Yea!   Ok, I’ll avoid the temptation to be cynical (saying something like “What are babies good for?”  or “Why bring yet another screaming baby into this hellish world?”)    It does seem rather odd, however, that many employers offer extraordinarily generous benefits—namely, to be absent from work, with FULL PAY, for one, two or even three months!!!    Yes, you heard correctly.  You have a baby, and suddenly you are entitled to collect the same pay you would have received, had you been working????  That’s a good gig if you can get it!   



Does this not seem just a tad unfair, not just to all the men, but the single and unpregnant women in the workforce, as well ?  What is their compensation for NOT having had a baby?   And how exactly does pregnancy benefit the employer?  Some people say pregnancy is a wonderful thing, and a benefit to society. Well, that may be.  I don’t see it, but whether it is or not, how does that benefit your employer, who lets you have all that time off?  How does it benefit the workers who don’t have, don't want, or can't have children?  How are you more entitled to time off, for doing the same work? 

Don't get me wrong.  I have no problem with them getting time off.   I'm simply asking why their co-workers shouldn't have the same privileges.


For that matter, why even have sick leave?  Doesn’t that unfairly reward the lazy or dishonest people who call in sick when they are not?…. Doesn’t it likewise reward the people who may be hard working but are often indisposed to work because of frequent or chronic illnesses? 

And speaking of time off, why have bereavement leave to attend funerals of the dear departed? Are employees with a plethora of dying relatives more entitled to time off than those who have few, if any, relatives, or those who don’t care about the relatives they DO have, and wouldn’t attend one of their funerals if their favorite reality TV show was on at the same time?


Having an open ended, one-size-fits-all leave plan is more efficient, helps people be honest, and best of all, treats everyone equally, regardless of gender, health, or even how many elderly dying relatives they may have.   I would personally opt for six weeks off a year for all workers, two of it mandatory, with four weeks being accumulative.   That way, employees could all have a much-needed vacation, but could use the four weeks per year for whatever they wished:   pregnancy leave, bereavement leave, vacation time, sick leave, or just a few mental health days to prevent them from “going postal” on their co-workers.  It seems the best solution.... if treating everyone equitably is important to you.




original oil painting by Mikyong Rodgers


Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Everyone's a Doctor!

Everyone is a doctor today….at least that is the impression one might get by the number of people introduce themselves as such. In fact, about the only ones I know who DON’T call themselves doctors, are some doctors… doctors with real credentials and enough confidence to know that titles are a superfluous means of elevating one’s self-esteem. But doctors who are not doctors are crawling out of the woodwork! Dentists call themselves “doctors.” They’re not doctors. A chiropractor calls himself “doctor.” He’s not one, either! I went to the optometrist the other day and the first thing she said was “Hello, I’m Doctor Hahn.” Doctor? Mmm, sorry. An ophthalmologist is an eye doctor. An optometrist is a person who checks people’s vision for glasses. Even a basketball player, with a PhD in physical education calls himself a doctor! One of my best friends is a real doctor who works as a research scientist, curing diseases. When his graduate students call him “Dr. Smith,” he always corrects them. “Just call me ‘John,’” he tells them. Why does he need a title? He doesn’t depend on meaningless titles to gain respect. He is respected. Now there are even PhD programs for nurses. Imagine the fun trying to sort out that at the hospital before surgery!


“The doctor will be with you in a moment.”

“The doctor? Oh, but…I thought the nurse was going to prep me for surgery!”

  "Yes, the nurse will be here.”

  “Oh, not the doctor?”

  “Yes, the doctor. The nurse IS a doctor. Dr. Wang has a PhD in nursing.”

  “So… if both the doctor—the real doctor—and the nurse, who calls herself a doctor but is not one, were both in the room at the same time, and I called out 'doctor,' who would answer?”

“Both of them. It would be elitist of the doctor to think such a title is his exclusive domain! He’s not the only one who worked hard to get where he is!”

“Well, for that matter, the janitor probably works harder than anyone in the hospital! Should I call him a doctor, too?”

  “No of course not. That would be silly.”

  “Thank God.”

“Refer to him as the resident expert in anti-microbial engineering.”


Curved black line, original oil painting
by Mikyong Rodgers


Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Skin tone, and other misplaced priorities

I'm sure you've all heard someone say "I'm going to work on my tan!" I can't help but wonder what exactly they are "working" on. It seems to me that such labor generally consists of lying on the beach, and, perhaps less often, sitting or squatting, but it all pretty much amounts to the same inactivity that inflicts a large percentage of tan seekers. It's always amazed me, anyway, how society places such importance on skin color. 

Over the years, it has changed, of course. A century ago, young white women in polite society, carried around parasols in sunny weather, to prevent their skin from becoming dark or freckled. These days, much to their detriment, it has become fashionable to soak up the rays and become dark. 

In the movie "The Talented Mr. Ripley," the very tanned Jude Law, upon seeing the very UNtanned Matt Damon, remarked disparagingly..."You are sooooo white!" 

It was not a compliment.

Unfortunately, the societal pendulum which has swung in a decidedly darker direction does not bode will for tan seekers. Note to sun worshippers everywhere: skin becomes dark under the sun's rays as a negative reaction to being poisoned by the ultraviolet rays of the sun!  

People! This is not a good thing! 

One of the supreme ironies of life is that all those things that we need to survive (such as the sun) also kill us! The sun is not something it's particularly wise to expose your skin to. It can lead to all kinds of radiation poisoning that wrinkles the skin, causes cancer, and decreases longevity.

The next time you are tempted to lie in the sun and get a tan, spend eight bucks, get an umbrella, and shade yourself from the celestial orb which is doing its utmost to shorten your time on planet Earth.



a day at the beach
original oil painting by Mikyong Rodgers


Republicans' ill-conceived love affair with the Constitution

I've often found it interesting that Republicans are always invoking the constitution, as in "We only want our Constitutional rights," as if the document is somehow the exclusive domain of right wing conservative tea party do-gooders. Don't get me wrong. I like the Constitution. It's a fine piece of parchment, but if you're going to support the sanctity of a document, you cannot, at the same time, call for constant amendments to nullify it. How can the same group of people who revere the Constitution, simultaneously call for changes in the document anytime they disagree with it???? They call for Constitutional amendments.... 1. to ban abortion 2. to ban flag burning 3. to ban same-sex marriage 4. to ban stem cell research 5. to ban euthanasia ...... anyone notice they like to do a lot of "banning"????? 5. to ban any ban on capital punishment 4. to ban any mention of Ronald Reagan having dyed his hair jet black. (Come on, he MUST have! How can an 80 year old man not have a single gray hair?) Ok, ok, I made that last one up, but it IS a rather disturbing trend, wouldn't you agree? Personally, I think most of this is tied to the second amendment, on the right to bear arms. Republicans, look....you can't help being who you are, but here is something to reflect on. Don't you think it's possible that you are reading into the Constitution just what you want to read and nothing more? How else can one explain the preposterous propensity for reciting endlessly that all Americans have the right to bear arms, and totally ignoring the first and most important part of the amendment, that it is for a "well regulated militia, being necessary for the maintenance of a free state"? They can't have somehow....accidentally...skipped over that part, could they? 250 years ago, the American "people" were the "militia." They were citizens, mostly farmers and craftsmen who from time to time were called upon to help their fledgling country in its time of need. This does NOT mean, that in the 21st Century, psychopaths should be allowed to massacre kindergarten students as some kind of sporting competition. Can any sane person really believe that to ban automatic weapons, to limit the number of gun sales, and to require gun registration, is in anyway contrary to what the Founding Fathers espoused? And even so, isn't it the sane choice in the world today?

Lip Synchers and Other Liars

Music technology can be a wonderful thing when used correctly, but in recent years, it unfortunately has enabled liars and cheats to convince people they were actually performing, when, in fact they were not. Even musicians are not above such deceit. At President Obama’s 2008 inauguration, famed cellist Yo Yo Ma infamously faked his own cello playing. He said later it was too cold to be able to play well. Paula Abdul clearly lipsynched her supposedly live American Idol performance a few years ago, and it’s been said that Madonna lip synchs every concert (Of course, with the way she sings, who could blame her?!) Beyonce, at the super bowl, lip-synched the entire National Anthem. To appease the critics, afterward, Beyonce sang, supposedly live, for a news conference, smugly asking “any questions?”, as if singing live somehow negated having lied to us the day before. It’s a little like a murderer who, the next day, holds a knife to someone’s throat and then doesn’t kill him, just to prove he is capable of NOT murdering a person when given half a chance! He is still a murderer…and Beyonce is still a liar. I wish I had been at that news conference! I would have said “Yes, Beyonce, I have a question. Why did you lie to the American people by pretending you were singing live when in fact you were just flapping your gums? No one questions whether or not you CAN sing, the fact is that you DIDN’T sing. If you saw a baby in a burning building, and ignored her, would you later justify your cowardly actions by claiming that you COULD have saved the baby. You just decided not to? It defies all logic and credibility. So to all you liars and cheats out there…. I have no problem with your cowardice, just be honest about it. The next time you’re tempted to lie to the audience, just say “I am afraid I might make a mistake,, so I recorded something earlier I’d like you to listen to. Why don’t you all just sit back with me and enjoy it.” It might seem rather odd, but at least you could look yourself in the mirror the next morning.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas in California

 
original watercolor by Mikyong Rodgers
 

 

 

 

For over sixty years, private groups have put up 14 Nativity scenes in Palisades Park in Santa Monica, California. For the first 45 years, there was little controversy, but 14 years ago, atheist groups began demanding equal time. Because of their insistence, the city decided to institute a lottery system and divvy up spaces at random. This meant that Christmas displays were set up side by side posters declaring all religions nothing but ugly myths. This all came to a boiling point last year when atheists flooded the lottery and got most of the available spaces, prompting church groups to sue and leading a frustrated city council to ban all private displays. Much of this supposed controversy is nothing more than ignorance of the Constitution, and a lack of the regard for people with differing traditions and beliefs. . First, even though Puritans 400 years ago banned Christmas celebrations as too secular, and the majority of Christmas revelers today pay little attention to its religious beginnings, for the sake of argument, let’s assume many think of Christmas as a purely religious celebration. As such, is it a violation of the Constitution to display religious symbols on public property? The short answer is “no.” Contrary to common belief, nowhere in the Constitution does it state there should be a separation of church and state. What the Bill of Rights does say, is that Congress cannot either establish a religion, or prevent people from exercising the right to worship the way they choose. Clearly, private groups displaying their personal beliefs in no way establishes a religion, but preventing them from putting up Nativity scenes could very well violate the second part of the amendment. The city council of Santa Monica caved into pressure from atheist groups, and by so doing, punished everyone for the actions of a few. Allowing groups to display their traditions and beliefs in public is, or should be acceptable. What should not be allowed is for people to ruin someone’s long-standing tradition just because they don’t wish to play a part. It was wrong of the council to ban everything. What they ought to do is to allow Christmas displays at Christmas time, just as one might allow Pumpkin displays during Halloween, even though clearly not everyone celebrates Halloween, and some are even offended by it. If atheist groups wish to have their say, let them have space where other holidays are not being celebrated. August comes to mind as having very few holidays. Hatred and vindictiveness should not be considered valid points to establishing displays and ruining the Christmas spirit for the 97% of Americans who celebrate it.